I've just opened my Visa statement for the last month... Normally I just do a quick scan through the thing to make sure there's no weird charges, (like $700 for jet-ski rentals and martinis in Boca Raton Florida), then I toss the paper and pay it online. But something struck me this time around, and that was the repeated occurrence of lines that read "BC Liquor #135 Vernon BC". And in between those lines were ones that said "Squires Four Beer & Wine Vernon BC". These are the two stores that I frequent, so the charges were obviously legitt, but Had I really spent that much on beer this month? The calculator tells me $418.56, and that doesn't include the full flat of Belgian tall cans that I bought on Sunday.
Maybe it's time to stop blaming my desk job for my steadily expanding midsection...
Maybe it's time to get off the sauce. :(
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I'm the Sauceror! Yeah, lay off the sauce you drunken hoser. I'm tired of having to pack your heavy ass indoors and splash water on your face until you're sober enough to watch Trailer Park Boys with me.
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