Wednesday, September 22, 2004

I have a new chair

So I head upstairs to the accounting offices the other day, and find that all the staff up there got brand new desks and chairs while I was away on vacation. But poor them, they don't like their new chairs cuz there's not enough lumbar support. So I grabbed one of them and ran.
This chair kicks ass on my old one.. it's got levers that adjust it in any direction, a full height back, and a springy tilt. And the best part of all, the armrests turn in over top of my legs. Now I sit down and lock myself in, much like Captain Kirk did with the armrests of the command chair on the refitted NCC-1701 from ST:TMP. This way I'm ready if the evil Kohler empire launches an attack and our building loses inertial dampener control. I'm not gonna go tumbling across the floor of the office, it's too dirty.


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